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  When Caesar arrived in Abydus on the Ides of October, he found the promised fleet riding at anchor two massive Pontic sixteeners, eight quinqueremes, ten triremes, and twenty well built but not particularly warlike galleys. "Since you wish to blockade rather than pursue at sea," said part of the King's letter to Caesar, "I have given you as your minor vessels broad beamed, decked, converted merchantmen rather than the twenty undecked war galleys you asked for. If you wish to keep the men of Mitylene from having access to their harbor during the winter, you will need sturdier vessels than lightweight galleys, which have to be drawn up on shore the moment a storm threatens. The converted merchantmen will ride out all but gales so terrible no one will be on the sea. The two Pontic sixteeners I thought might come in handy, if for no other reason than they look so fearsome and daunting. They will break any harbor chain known, so will be useful when you attack. Also, the harbor master at Sinope was willing to throw them in for nothing beyond food and wages for their crews (five hundred men apiece), as he says the King of Pontus can find absolutely no work for them to do at the moment. I enclose the bill on a separate sheet." The distance from Abydus on the Hellespont to the Anatolian shore of the island of Lesbos just to the north of Mitylene was about a hundred miles, which, said the chief pilot when Caesar applied to him for the information, would take between five and ten days if the weather held and every ship was genuinely seaworthy. "Then we'd better make sure they all are," said Caesar. Not used to working for an admiral (for such, Caesar supposed, was his status until he reached Lesbos) who insisted that his ships be gone over thoroughly before the expedition started, the chief pilot assembled Abydus's three shipwrights and inspected each vessel closely, with Caesar hanging over their shoulders badgering them with ceaseless questions. Do you get seasick?'' asked the chief pilot hopefully. "Not as far as I know," said Caesar, eyes twinkling. Ten days before the Kalends of November the fleet of forty ships sailed out into the Hellespont, where the current which always flowed from the Euxine into the Aegean bore them at a steady rate toward the southern mouth of the strait at the Mastusia promontory on the Thracian side, and the estuary of the Scamander River on the Asian side. Not far down the Scamander lay Troy fabled Ilium, from the burning ruins of which his ancestor Aeneas had fled before Agamemnon could capture him. A pity that he hadn't had a chance to visit this awesome site, Caesar thought, then shrugged; there would be other chances. The weather held, with the result that the fleet still keeping well together arrived off the northern tip of Lesbos six days early. Since it was no part of Caesar's plan to get to his destination on any other day than the Kalends of November, he consulted the chief pilot again and put the fleet snugly into harbor within the curling palm of the Cydonian peninsula, where it could not be seen from Lesbos. The enemy on Lesbos did not concern him: he wanted to surprise the besieging Roman army. And cock a snook at Thermus. "You have phenomenal luck," said the chief pilot when the fleet put out again the day before the Kalends of November. "In what way?" "I've never seen better sailing conditions for this time of the year and they'll hold for several days yet." "Then at nightfall we'll put in to whatever sheltering bay we can find on Lesbos. At dawn tomorrow I'll take a fast lighter to find the army," said Caesar. "There's no point in bringing the whole fleet down until I find out whereabouts the commander wants to base it."

  Caesar found his army shortly after the sun had risen on the following day, and went ashore to find Thermus or Lucullus, whoever was in command. Lucullus, as it turned out. Thermus was still in Pergamum. They met below the spot where Lucullus was supervising the construction of a wall and ditch across the narrow, hilly spit of land on which stood the city of Mitylene. It was Caesar of course who was curious; Lucullus was just testy, told no more than that a strange tribune wanted to see him, and deeming all unknown junior officers pure nuisances. His reputation in Rome had grown over the years since he had been Sulla's faithful quaestor, the only legate who had agreed to the march on Rome that first time, when Sulla had been consul. And he had remained Sulla's man ever since, so much so that Sulla had entrusted him with commissions not usually given to men who had not been praetor; he had waged war against King Mithridates and he had stayed in Asia Province after Sulla went home, holding it for Sulla while the governor, Murena, had busied himself conducting an unauthorized war against Mithridates in the land of Cappadocia. Caesar saw a slim, fit looking man of slightly more than average height, a man who walked a little stiffly not, it seemed, because there was anything wrong with his bones, but rather because the stiffness was in his mind. Not a handsome man but definitely an interesting looking one he had a long, pale face surmounted by a thatch of wiry, waving hair of that indeterminate color called mouse brown. When he came close enough to see his eyes, Caesar discovered they were a clear, light, frigid grey. The commander's brows were knitted into a frown. "Yes?" "I am Gaius Julius Caesar, junior military tribune." "Sent from the governor, I presume?" "Yes." "So? Why did you have to ask for. me? I'm busy." "I have your fleet, Lucius Licinius." "My fleet?" "The one the governor told me to obtain from Bithynia." The cold regard became fixed. "Ye gods!" Caesar stood waiting. "Well, that is good news! I didn't realize Thermus had sent two tribunes to Bithynia," said Lucullus. "When did he send you? In April?" "As far as I know, I'm the only one he sent." "Caesar Caesar ... You can't be the one he sent at the end of Quinctilis, surely!" "Yes, I am." And you have a fleet already? "Yes." "Then you'll have to go back, tribune. King Nicomedes has palmed you off with rubbish." This fleet contains no rubbish. I have forty ships I have personally inspected for seaworthiness two sixteeners, eight quinqueremes, ten triremes, and twenty converted merchantmen the King said would be better for a winter blockade than light undecked war galleys," said Caesar, hugging his delight inside himself so secretly not a scrap of it showed. "Ye gods!" Lucullus now inspected this junior military tribune as minutely as he would a freak in a sideshow at the circus. A faint turn began to work at tugging the left corner of his mouth upward, and the eyes melted a little. "How did you manage that?" "I'm a persuasive talker." "I'd like to know what you said! Nicomedes is as tight as a miser's clutch on his last sestertius." "Don't worry, Lucius Licinius, I have his bill." Call me Lucullus, there are at least six Lucius Liciniuses here." The general turned to walk toward the seashore. "I'll bet you have the bill! What is he charging us for sixteeners?" "Only the food and wages of their crews." "Ye gods! Where is this magical fleet?" "About a mile upshore toward the Hellespont, riding at anchor. I thought it would be better to come ahead myself and ask you whether you want it moored here, or whether you'd rather it went straight on to blockade the Mitylene harbors." Some of the stiffness had gone from Lucullus's gait. "I think we'll put it straight to work, tribune." He rubbed his hands together. "What a shock for Mitylene! Its men thought they'd have all winter to bring in extra provisions." When the two men reached the lighter and Lucullus stepped nimbly on board, Caesar hung back. "Well, tribune? Aren't you coming?" "If you wish. I'm a little new to military etiquette, so I don't want to make any mistakes," said Caesar frankly. "Get in, man, get in!" It was not until the twenty oarsmen, ten to a side, had turned the open boat into the north and commenced the long, easy strokes which ate up distance that Lucullus spoke again. "New to military etiquette? You're well past seventeen, tribune, are you not? You didn't say you were a contubernalis.'' Stifling a sigh (he could see that he would be tired of explaining long before explanations were no longer necessary), Caesar said in matter of fact tones, I am nineteen, but this is my first campaign. Until June I was the flamen Dialis.'' But Lucullus never wanted lavish details; he was too busy and too intelligent. So he nodded, taking for granted all the things most men wanted elaborated. Caesar ... Was your aunt Sulla's first wife?" "Yes." "So he favors you." "At the moment." "Well answered! I am his loyalest follower, tribune, and I say that as a warning I owe to you, considering your relationship to him. I do not permit anyone to criticize him." "You'll hear no criticisms from me, Lucullus." "Good." A silence fell, broken
only by the uniform grunt of twenty oarsmen dipping simultaneously into the water. Then Lucullus spoke again, with some amusement. "I would still like to know how you prised such a mighty fleet out of King Nicomedes." And that secret delight suddenly popped to the surface in a manner Caesar had not yet learned to discipline; he said something indiscreet to someone he didn't know. "Suffice it to say that the governor annoyed me. He refused to believe that I could produce forty ships, half of them decked, by the Kalends of November. I was injured in my pride, and undertook to produce them. And I have produced them! The governor's lack of faith in my ability to live up to my word demanded it." This answer irritated Lucullus intensely; he loathed having cocksure men in his army at any level, and he found the statement detestably arrogant. He therefore set out to put this cocksure child in his place. "I know that painted old trollop Nicomedes extremely well," he said in a freezing voice. "Of course you are very pretty, and he is very notorious. Did he fancy you?'' But, as he had no intention of permitting Caesar to reply, he went on immediately. "Yes, of course he fancied you! Oh, well done for you, Caesar! It isn't every Roman who has the nobility of purpose to put Rome ahead of his chastity. I think we'll have to call you the face that launched forty ships. Or should that be arse?" The anger flared up in Caesar so quickly that he had to drive his nails into his palms to keep his arms by his sides; in all his life he had never had to fight so hard to keep his head. But keep it he did. At a price he was never to forget. His eyes turned to Lucullus, wide and staring. And Lucullus, who had seen eyes like that many times before, lost his color. Had there been anywhere to go he would have stepped back out of reach; instead he held his ground. But not without an effort. "I had my first woman," said Caesar in a flat voice, "at about the time I had my fourteenth birthday. I cannot count the number I have had since. This means I know women very well. And what you have just accused me of, Lucius Licinius Lucullus, is the kind of trickery only women need employ. Women, Lucius Licinius Lucullus, have no other weapon in their arsenal than to use their cunni to get what they want or what some man wants them to get for him. The day I need to resort to sexual trickery to achieve my ends, Lucius Licinius Lucullus, is the day that I will put my sword through my belly. You have a proud name. But compared to mine it is less than the dust. You have impugned my dignitas. I will not rest until I have extirpated that stain. How I obtained your fleet is not your affair. Or Thermus's! You may rest assured, however, that it was obtained honorably and without my needing to bed the King or the Queen, for that matter. The sex of the one being exploited is of little moment. I do not reach my goals by such methods. I reach them by using my intelligence a gift which, it seems to me, few men own. I should therefore go far. Further, probably, than you." Having finished, Caesar turned his back and looked at the receding siegeworks which were making a ruin of the outskirts of Mitylene. And Lucullus, winded, could only be thankful that the verbal exchange had taken place in Latin; otherwise the oarsmen would have spread its gist far and wide. Oh, thank you, Sulla! What a hornet you have sent to enliven our placid little investment! He will be more trouble than a thousand Mitylenes. The rest of the trip was accomplished in a stony silence, Caesar withdrawn into himself and Lucullus cudgeling his brains to think of a way by which he could retrieve his position without sacrificing his good opinion of himself for it was absolutely inconceivable that he, the commanding officer of this war, could lower himself to apologize to a junior military tribune. And, as a satisfactory solution continued to elude him, at the end of the short journey he scaled the ladder up onto the deck of the nearest sixteener having to pretend Caesar didn't exist. When he was standing firmly on the deck he held his right hand, palm outward, to halt Caesar's progress up the ladder. "Don't bother, tribune," he said coldly. "Return to my camp and find your quarters. I don't want to see you." "Am I at liberty to find my servants and horses?" "Of course."

  If Burgundus, who knew his master as well as anyone, was sure that something had gone very wrong during the time Caesar had been away from the fleet, he was wise enough not to remark upon Caesar's pinched, glazed expression as they set off by land toward Lucullus's camp. Caesar himself remembered nothing of the ride, nor of the layout of the camp when he rode into it. A sentry pointed down the via principalis and informed the new junior military tribune that he would find his quarters in the second brick building on the right. It was not yet noon, but it felt as if the morning had contained a thousand hours, and the kind of weariness Caesar now found in himself was entirely new dark, frightful, blind. As this was a permanent camp not expected to be struck before the next spring, its inhabitants were housed more solidly and comfortably than under leather. For the rankers, endless rows of stout wooden huts, each containing eight soldiers; for the noncombatants, bigger wooden huts each containing eighty men; for the general, a proper house almost big enough to be called a mansion, built of sun dried bricks; for the senior legates, a similar house; for the middle rank of officers, a squarer mud brick pile four storeys in height; and for the junior military tribunes, the same kind of edifice, only smaller. The door was open and voices issued from within when Caesar loomed there, hesitating, his servants and animals waiting in the road behind him. At first he could see little of the interior, but his eyes were quick to respond to changes in the degree of available light, so he was able to take in the scene before anyone noticed him. A big wooden table stood in the middle of the room, around which, their booted feet on its top, sat seven young men. Who they were he didn't know; that was the penalty for being the flamen Dialis. Then a pleasant faced, sturdily built fellow on the far side of the table glanced at the doorway and saw Caesar. "Hello!" he said cheerfully. "Come in, whoever you are." Caesar entered with far more assurance than he felt, the effect of Lucullus's accusation still lingering in his face; the seven who stared at him saw a deadly Apollo, not a lyrical one. The feet came down slowly. After that initial welcome, no one said a word. Everyone just stared. Then the pleasant faced fellow got to his feet and came round the table, his hand outstretched. "Aulus Gabinius," he said, and laughed. "Don't look so haughty, whoever you are! We've got enough of those already." Caesar took the hand, shook it strongly. "Gaius Julius Caesar," he said, but could not answer the smile. "I think I'm supposed to be billeted here. A junior military tribune." "We knew they'd find an eighth somewhere," said Gabinius, turning to face the others. "That's all we are junior military tribunes the scum of the earth and a thorn in our general's side. We do occasionally work! But since we're not paid, the general can't very well insist on it. We've just eaten dinner. There's some left. But first, meet your fellow sufferers." The others by now had come to their feet. "Gaius Octavius." A short young man of muscular physique, Gaius Octavius was handsome in a rather Greek way, brown of hair and hazel of eye except for his ears, which stuck straight out like jug handles. His handshake was nicely firm. "Publius Cornelius Lentulus plain Lentulus." One of the haughty ones, obviously, and a typical Cornelian brown of coloring, homely of face. He looked as if he had trouble keeping up, yet was determined to keep up insecure but dogged. "The fancy Lentulus Lucius Cornelius Lentulus Niger. We call him Niger, of course." Another of the haughty ones, another typical Cornelian. More arrogant than plain Lentulus. "Lucius Marcius Philippus Junior. We call him Lippus he's such a snail." The nickname was an unkindness, as Lippus did not have bleary eyes; rather, his eyes were quite magnificently large and dark and dreamy, set in a far better looking face than Philippus owned from his Claudian grandmother, of course, whom he resembled. He gave an impression of easygoing placidity and his handshake was gentle, though not weak. "Marcus Valerius Messala Rufus. Known as Rufus the Red." Not one of the haughty ones, though his patrician name was very haughty. Rufus the Red was a red man red of hair and red of eye. He did not, however, seem to be red of disposition. "And, last as usual because we always seem to look over the top of his head, Marcus Calpurnius Bibulus." Bibulus was the haughtiest one of all, perhaps because he was by far the smallest, diminutive in height and in build.
His features lent themselves to a natural expression of superiority, for his cheekbones were sharp, as was his bumpy Roman nose; the mouth was discontented and the brows absolutely straight above slightly prominent, pale grey eyes. Hair and brows were white fair, having no gold in them, which made him seem older than his years, numbering twenty one. Very occasionally two individuals upon meeting generate in that first glance a degree of dislike which has no foundation in fact or logic; it is instinctive and ineradicable. Such was the dislike which flared between Gaius Julius Caesar and Marcus Calpurnius Bibulus in their first exchange of glances. King Nicomedes had spoken of enemies here was one, Caesar was sure. Gabinius pulled the eighth chair from its position against the wall and set it at the table between his own and Octavius's. "Sit down and eat," he said. "I'll sit, gladly, but forgive me if I don't eat." "Wine, you'll have some wine!" "I never touch it." Octavius giggled. "Oh, you'll love living here!" he cried. "The vomit is usually wall to wall." "You're the flamen Dialis!" exclaimed Philippus's son. "I was the flamen Dialis," said Caesar, intending to say no more. Then he thought better of that, and went on, "If I give you the details now, no one need ever ask about it again." He told the story crisply, his words so well chosen that the rest of them no scholars, any soon realized the new tribune was an intellectual, if not a scholar. "Quite a tale," said Gabinius when it was over. "So you're still married to Cinna's daughter," said Bibulus. "Yes." "And," said Octavius, giving a whoop of laughter, "we are now hopelessly locked in the ancient combat, Gabinius! Caesar makes it four patricians! War to the death!" The rest gave him withering glances, and he subsided. "Just come out from Rome, have you?" asked Rufus. "No, from Bithynia." "What were you doing in Bithynia?" asked plain Lentulus. "Gathering a fleet for the investment of Mitylene." "I'll bet that old pansy Nicomedes liked you," sneered Bibulus. Knowing that it was a breach of manners calculated to offend most of those in the room, he had tried not to say it; but somehow his tongue could not resist. "He did, as a matter of fact," said Caesar coolly. "Did you get your fleet?" Bibulus pressed. "Naturally," said Caesar with a haughtiness Bibulus could never have matched. The laughter was sharp, like Bibulus's face. "Naturally? Don't you mean, un naturally?" No one actually saw what happened next. Six pairs of eyes only found focus after Caesar had moved around the table and picked Bibulus up bodily, holding him at arm's length, feet well clear of the floor. It looked ridiculous, comedic; Bibulus's arms were swinging wildly at Caesar's smiling face but were too short to connect a scene straight out of an inspired mime. "If you were not as insignificant as a flea," said Caesar, "I would now be outside pounding your face into the cobbles. Unfortunately, Pulex, that would be tantamount to murder. You're too insignificant to allow me to beat you to a pulp. So stay out of my way, fleabite!" Still holding Bibulus clear of the floor, he looked about until he found something that would do a cabinet six feet tall. Without seeming to exert much effort, he popped Bibulus on top, gracefully avoiding the boot Bibulus aimed at him. "Kick your feet up there for a while, Pulex." Then he was gone, out into the road. "Pulex really suits you, Bibulus!" said Octavius, laughing. "I shall call you Pulex from now on, you deserve it. How about you, Gabinius? Going to call him Pulex?" "I'd rather call him Podex!" snapped Gabinius, red faced with anger. What possessed you to say that, Bibulus? It was utterly uncalled for, and it makes every one of us look bad!" He glared at the others. "I don't care what the rest of you do, but I'm going out to help Caesar unload." "Get me down!" said Bibulus from the top of the cabinet. "Not I!" said Gabinius scornfully. In the end no one volunteered; Bibulus had to drop cleanly to the floor, for the flimsy unit was too unstable to permit of his lowering himself by his hands. In the midst of his monumental rage he also knew bewilderment and mortification Gabinius was right. What had possessed him? All he had succeeded in doing was making a churl of himself he had lost the esteem of his companions and could not console himself that he had won the encounter, for he had not. Caesar had won it easily and with honor not by striking a man smaller than himself, but rather by showing that man's smallness up. It was only natural that Bibulus should resent size and muscularity in others, as he had neither; the world, he well knew, belonged to big and imposing men. Just the look of Caesar had been enough to set him off the face, the body, the height and then, to cap those physical advantages, the fellow had produced a spate of fluent, beautifully chosen words! Not fair! He didn't know whom he hated most himself, or Gaius Julius Caesar. The man with everything. Bellows of mirth were floating in from the road, too intriguing for Bibulus to resist. Quietly he crept to the side of the doorway and peered around it furtively. There stood his six fellow tribunes holding their sides, while the man who had everything sat upon the back of a mule! Whatever he was saying Bibulus could not hear, but he knew the words were witty, funny, charming, likable, irresistible, fascinating, interesting, superbly chosen, spellbinding. Well,'' he said to himself as he slunk toward the privacy of his room, "he will never, never, never be rid of this flea!"